Dultrades part 6

Shayne Graham for David Akers, straight-up. The reason this doesn't qualify as a loltrade is because both men have the personality and charisma of a slice of wholewheat bread. More importantly, Psychobilly Freakout caved in like the bitch it is and coughed up that one extra star is needed and goddamn it felt good. Sadly, it was followed not long after by the progression to Hard, which was a shock to the system with the introduction of the pretty orange fret but especially Woman. Woman went from being a docile, tame piece of shit to God's own failure machine, thanks mostly to the horrible horrible descending triplets in the bridge. Completely uncoincidentally, I was watching "Rain King", a series 6 episode of the X-Files, and is was given a bundle of disturbing implications by the continued use of "making it rain". I laughed more than I should have, really, and that's probably because I haven't slept in thirty hours. Hey ho.