So What's The Deal With Airplane Food

More people should have the word "nary" in their day-to-day lexicon. It's simple and it's short - only four letters, not evil enough - but defined confusingly enough for the stupid and/or illiterate to be impressed and say things like "shucks you really done got some smarts there son, hey maw i done found me a high school ejukated friend" (for the appropriate effect, imagine Peyton Manning or Tom Hanks doing Forrest Gump saying that). It means something like "nothing" or "nowt", which is another word more people need to use, even if it does make you sound like a country bumpkin freshly back from his water mines and salt fields. It also features heavily in the saying "you'll get owt for nowt", which was originally a Satanic summoning chant before being adopted by the gay Mafia as their secret greeting.