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Saturday, 15 September 2007

Good News Bad News

The good news - Notre Dame is now 0-3. Notre Dame's Jimmy Clausen had 74 yards passing. Notre Dame is 0-3. Clausen got sacked nine times and lost 65 yards in total as a result. Notre Dame is 0-3. Notre Dame, over their first three games, has managed a total of minus fourteen rushing yards (which goes past chilly, past frozen and past absolute zero in terms of temperature-related sports metaphors, this is a whole new level of cold). No Notre Dame receiver managed more than 23 yards. Michigan lost two fumbles. Notre Dame is 0-3.

The bad news - Charlie Weis is still not going to get fired for this. Neither will Lloyd Carr for the debacles that were Appalachian State (FUCK YEAH) and Oregon. Michigan is 1-2. Finally, even with the shittiness that is these Fighting Irish, Rudy still wouldn't have made the team.